Meet Fat Bastard: a bold, balanced hybrid with formidable THC levels, rock-hard resin-coated buds, and a punchy blend of fruit and skunk. Its 50/50 indica-sativa profile brings an uplifting start followed by deep, satisfying relaxation.
Our breeders crossed Goldmember with Monkey Spunk to create this powerhouse. The result pairs a strong, even hybrid structure with standout resin production and a rich, layered character.
Expect ripe fruity notes up front, backed by pungent skunk and earthy depth. Subtle pine and floral accents round out the aroma, while the flavor leaves a sweet, fuel-like finish with a lingering skunky edge.
With reported THC levels of 30%–38%, Fat Bastard delivers a forceful experience best suited to seasoned consumers. Euphoria and an elevated mood arrive first, then give way to a weighty, calming body effect.
Caryophyllene, myrcene, and humulene shape its spicy, earthy, full-bodied profile. The relaxing finish makes Fat Bastard a natural fit for evenings and downtime. Its heavy resin coverage also makes it appealing to growers interested in aromatic flower and concentrates.
These feminized seeds are designed to produce female plants, simplifying the selection process. Fat Bastard is listed as beginner-friendly, though its high potency deserves respect. Every Grassfarmer order includes our germination guarantee for added confidence.
Start with a healthy growing environment and steady care through each stage. Fat Bastard responds well to attentive cultivation, and a balanced canopy can help light reach developing flowers throughout the plant.
Plants are described as compact and sturdy, reaching around 4.92 ft (1.5 m). Use a quality, well-draining medium and keep airflow in mind as the dense growth develops. Its dry-climate preference makes humidity management especially important.
Flowering takes approximately 8–10 weeks, with outdoor harvest listed for October. Expect high yields under suitable conditions: 400–600 g/m² indoors and 700–900 g per plant outdoors. Resin-rich, dense buds bring the grow to a potent finish.
Grassfarmer offers premium genetics in small and bulk quantities, with fast, discreet shipping and guaranteed delivery across the USA, Canada, the European Union, and the U.K. Choose Fat Bastard for bold flavor, serious potency, and a memorable harvest.
